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The Lede Balloon #94: Meet the Disgusting Bacteria That Give Plants a “Heart Attack”
Mar21March 21, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #94: Meet the Disgusting Bacteria That Give Plants a “Heart Attack”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #93: ABC Cancels the Bachelorette following the release of a video of Taylor Frankie Paul throwing metal bar stools at her ex-boyfriend
Mar21March 21, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #93: ABC Cancels the Bachelorette following the release of a video of Taylor Frankie Paul throwing metal bar stools at her ex-boyfriend

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #92: Fans are stunned as Julia Roberts’ appears at Cannes
Mar20March 20, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #92: Fans are stunned as Julia Roberts’ appears at Cannes

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #91: Supply of 10,000 condoms run out at the Olympic Village
Mar19March 19, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #91: Supply of 10,000 condoms run out at the Olympic Village

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #90: Los Angeles Times: “California could be attacked by drones because of Iran war,” memo warns.
Mar18March 19, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #90: Los Angeles Times: “California could be attacked by drones because of Iran war,” memo warns.

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #89: Mexican army, with U.S. intelligence help, kills top Sinaloa cartel leader “El Mencho” — at least 70 dead in raid & aftermath
Mar17March 17, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #89: Mexican army, with U.S. intelligence help, kills top Sinaloa cartel leader “El Mencho” — at least 70 dead in raid & aftermath

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

My Wife’s Pregnancy Is on Hard Mode and I’m Not Built for This
Mar16April 2, 2026Unfocussed Assessments - (Stories)

My Wife’s Pregnancy Is on Hard Mode and I’m Not Built for This

A routine pregnancy set on “Hard Mode,” complete with blood, chaos, hospital visits, and Quackenbush’s wife being poked like a medical voodoo doll. And just when things finally calmed down, she asked for one tiny favor…

The Lede Balloon #88: Britney Spears arrested in California
Mar15March 15, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #88: Britney Spears arrested in California

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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