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The Lede Balloon #154: Young tech founders are dumping their girlfriends and going ‘monk mode’
Jun16June 16, 2026

The Lede Balloon #154: Young tech founders are dumping their girlfriends and going ‘monk mode’

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: Tech leaders are telling girlfriends, “It’s not you, it’s my startup” while entering aggressive “monk mode.”

Skeptics in Silicon Valley say “monk mode” is just tech slang for bangin’ dudes.

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: dating in tech founder lifestyle Headline News Jokes Humor monk mode productivity culture Quackenbush Satire silicon valley silicon valley humor startup culture tech bros tech founders tech gossip

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