Every March, my old high school crew skips the boring NCAA brackets and dives headfirst into Smarch Madness — our chaotic, foul‑mouthed draft game that turns March Madness into pure comedy. From ridiculous team names to Zoom disasters and one unforgettable parenting moment, this year’s edition proves that tradition and poor decisions go hand in hand.
A routine pregnancy set on “Hard Mode,” complete with blood, chaos, hospital visits, and Quackenbush’s wife being poked like a medical voodoo doll. And just when things finally calmed down, she asked for one tiny favor…
Quackenbush faces a brutal dilemma that hits right in the vanity. A dark, hilarious rant about the high price of holding on to your hair. Read before something gives.
A chaotic road trip from Green Bay to Chicago turns into a high‑stakes White Castle mission led by the legendary Big June. A hilarious Quackenbush tale of burgers, panic, and trying not to miss a flight.
Rated R: Age 18+
Sometimes the real plague isn’t the virus—it’s suburban boredom.
Rated R: Age 18+
Quackenbush renames nursery’s, survives torture, dodges toilet paper and bloody babies in this side-splitting daddy meltdown. Dive into the chaos!”
Quackenbush skips X-rays and fluoride, endures painful scraping, and stumbles through awkward interactions in this laugh-out-loud dental fiasco. Read the wince-worthy tale!”
