Joke #1: Officers said concerns were raised after a 91-year-old resident enrolled in the city’s voluntary Confirm OK program did not answer her check-in phone call. “Turned out to be okay. Everyone got a good laugh out of it,” the Westlake Police Captain told News 5 Cleveland.
…you know who WASN’T laughing? Her 93-year-old boyfriend waiting around for two hours with a rock-hard Viagra boner.