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The Lede Balloon #70: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road
Feb22May 12, 2026

The Lede Balloon #70: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: The truck was deadheading empty after delivery, backhauling to refuel and grab the next load.  During the crash, the driver of the truck was ejected from the cockpit onto the side of the road, spewing crabs everywhere. Reports have emerged that the truck was being driven by Bonnie Blue.

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Animal Humor Big Rig Humor Comedy Crabs Crashed Truck Daily Jokes Funny Jokes Headline News Jokes Humor Blog News Quackenbush Satire Seafood Humor Viral Satire

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