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The Lede Balloon #118: Canadian aquarium that threatened to kill its whales wants to sell them to US – Absurd twist in animal welfare story
Apr15April 15, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #118: Canadian aquarium that threatened to kill its whales wants to sell them to US – Absurd twist in animal welfare story

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #117: 20 camels disqualified from beauty contest after botox and fillers detected
Apr14April 14, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #117: 20 camels disqualified from beauty contest after botox and fillers detected

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #109: Japanese zoo creates special “stress-free zone” for monkeys after viral video of one punching another sparks outrage
Apr04April 6, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #109: Japanese zoo creates special “stress-free zone” for monkeys after viral video of one punching another sparks outrage

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #107: Mailman arrested after Local 10 airs video showing him pepper-spraying 3 dogs, police say
Apr02April 2, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #107: Mailman arrested after Local 10 airs video showing him pepper-spraying 3 dogs, police say

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #87: Loose dog crosses the finish line at Olympic skiing event
Mar14March 14, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #87: Loose dog crosses the finish line at Olympic skiing event

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #80: Burglary alarm at New York bank triggered by intruding deer
Mar07March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #80: Burglary alarm at New York bank triggered by intruding deer

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #76: Goat ‘detained’ for breaking into retirement community
Mar01March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #76: Goat ‘detained’ for breaking into retirement community

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #70: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road
Feb22March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #70: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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