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The Lede Balloon #77: Bonnie Blue shows off horrific injuries after sleeping with 1,000 men in a day – Daily Record
Mar02May 12, 2026

The Lede Balloon #77: Bonnie Blue shows off horrific injuries after sleeping with 1,000 men in a day – Daily Record

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: After the stunt, Blue displayed various bruises, bite marks, and spoke of genital soreness.  She celebrated the achievement with her parents in a quiet evening at home watching a movie… but she expressed annoyance when her dad made her cover her eyes during the kissing scenes.  

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