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The Lede Balloon #119: Contractor finds 1946 newspaper under floorboards—homeowner discovers his mother was the featured homecoming queen
Apr16April 16, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #119: Contractor finds 1946 newspaper under floorboards—homeowner discovers his mother was the featured homecoming queen

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #118: Canadian aquarium that threatened to kill its whales wants to sell them to US – Absurd twist in animal welfare story
Apr15April 15, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #118: Canadian aquarium that threatened to kill its whales wants to sell them to US – Absurd twist in animal welfare story

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #117: 20 camels disqualified from beauty contest after botox and fillers detected
Apr14April 14, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #117: 20 camels disqualified from beauty contest after botox and fillers detected

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #116: Mass pickleball brawl erupts in Florida retirement community; 20 retirees involved  
Apr13April 13, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #116: Mass pickleball brawl erupts in Florida retirement community; 20 retirees involved  

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #115: Man accused of hacking someone to death with an axe and eating part of their brain and an eyeball granted conditional release
Apr12April 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #115: Man accused of hacking someone to death with an axe and eating part of their brain and an eyeball granted conditional release

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Headline Hoax #9: Woman agrees to sex; but only if husband removes that “silly breathe right nasal strip”
Apr11April 11, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #9: Woman agrees to sex; but only if husband removes that “silly breathe right nasal strip”

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline

The Lede Balloon #114: Carrie Underwood gets booed on ‘American Idol’: ‘Boo me. I don’t care.’
Apr10April 10, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #114: Carrie Underwood gets booed on ‘American Idol’: ‘Boo me. I don’t care.’

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #113: Book returned to California library was nearly 46 years overdue
Apr09April 9, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #113: Book returned to California library was nearly 46 years overdue

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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