Joke #1: When asked for comment, Trump said, “That factory worker is disgusting— both inside and out. If you take a look at him, he’s a slob. How does he even get a factory job? If I were running this factory, I’d fire him. I’d look him right in that fat, ugly face of his and say, ‘You’re fired.’ We’re all a little chubby but he’s just worse than most of us. But it’s not the chubbiness — he is a very unattractive person, both inside and out.”