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The Lede Balloon #113: Book returned to California library was nearly 46 years overdue
Apr09April 9, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #113: Book returned to California library was nearly 46 years overdue

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #107: Mailman arrested after Local 10 airs video showing him pepper-spraying 3 dogs, police say
Apr02April 2, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #107: Mailman arrested after Local 10 airs video showing him pepper-spraying 3 dogs, police say

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lede Balloon #69: Researchers detail case of cow using tools to scratch herself
Feb21March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Lede Balloon #69: Researchers detail case of cow using tools to scratch herself

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #64: Trump confronts Detroit factory worker; White House defends middle‑finger gesture
Feb16March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #64: Trump confronts Detroit factory worker; White House defends middle‑finger gesture

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
Jan12March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
Jan09March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #32: Virat Kohli smashes his 53rd ODI century against South Africa, closing in on Tendulkar’s record
Jan09March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #32: Virat Kohli smashes his 53rd ODI century against South Africa, closing in on Tendulkar’s record

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
Jan08March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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