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The Lede Balloon #156: Top scientist shares unsettling theory about what happens after death
Jun18June 18, 2026

The Lede Balloon #156: Top scientist shares unsettling theory about what happens after death

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: The scientist explained that instead of 72 virgins, martyrs just get an old hooker with syphilis.

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: 72 virgins afterlife theory atheist humor Dark Humor death jokes edgy humor funny death theory Headline News Jokes heaven parody Lede Balloon Quackenbush science vs religion scientist after death unsettling afterlife what happens after death

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