Joke #1: A controversial skincare trend known as the “blood mask” is gaining traction on social media, drawing both curiosity and concern from experts while drawing both horror and disgust from me.
Joke #2: The practice, also referred to as “menstrual masking,” involves individuals applying their own menstrual blood to their face in hopes of achieving clearer, more radiant skin. Since the mask is applied to their face, participants should also expect to achieve clearer, more radiant yeast infections.
Joke #3: Similar controversial new health trends include “urine therapy,” which – according to dermatologists – can be applied by showering with Russian hookers.