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The Lede Balloon #82: Epstein emails claim Bill Gates had sexual relations with Russian girls, contracted a sexually-transmitted disease
Mar08March 16, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #82: Epstein emails claim Bill Gates had sexual relations with Russian girls, contracted a sexually-transmitted disease

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #81: Amber Heard claims Johnny Depp lawsuit left her voiceless nearly four years after explosive trial
Mar07March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #81: Amber Heard claims Johnny Depp lawsuit left her voiceless nearly four years after explosive trial

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #80: Burglary alarm at New York bank triggered by intruding deer
Mar07March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #80: Burglary alarm at New York bank triggered by intruding deer

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #79: Brain Scan Study Reveals Hidden Changes After Menopause
Mar05March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #79: Brain Scan Study Reveals Hidden Changes After Menopause

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #78: Scientists Develop a New Way To See Inside the Human Body Using 3D Color Imaging
Mar03March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #78: Scientists Develop a New Way To See Inside the Human Body Using 3D Color Imaging

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #77: Bonnie Blue shows off horrific injuries after sleeping with 1,000 men in a day – Daily Record
Mar02March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #77: Bonnie Blue shows off horrific injuries after sleeping with 1,000 men in a day – Daily Record

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #76: Goat ‘detained’ for breaking into retirement community
Mar01March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #76: Goat ‘detained’ for breaking into retirement community

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #75: Iran reportedly preparing execution of protester; global pressure mounts
Feb28March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #75: Iran reportedly preparing execution of protester; global pressure mounts

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #74: Scientists Move Closer to Truly Unsinkable Ships
Feb27March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #74: Scientists Move Closer to Truly Unsinkable Ships

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Headline Hoax #7: Man kicks dropped ice cubes under fridge while wife’s back is turned
Feb27February 27, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

Headline Hoax #7: Man kicks dropped ice cubes under fridge while wife’s back is turned

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline

The Lede Balloon #73: Australia passes strict gun control and hate crime legislation
Feb25March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #73: Australia passes strict gun control and hate crime legislation

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #72: China has been tapping the private communications of British Prime Ministers for years
Feb24March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #72: China has been tapping the private communications of British Prime Ministers for years

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #71: Jupiter’s Clouds Hide a Secret and Scientists Just Got Their Best Look Yet
Feb24March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #71: Jupiter’s Clouds Hide a Secret and Scientists Just Got Their Best Look Yet

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #70: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road
Feb22March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #70: Crashed truck releases 15,000 live crabs next to road

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Lede Balloon #69: Researchers detail case of cow using tools to scratch herself
Feb21March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Lede Balloon #69: Researchers detail case of cow using tools to scratch herself

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #68: ‘Not a typical day’: makers of Macron’s sunglasses deluged with demand – French president’s Davos accessory sparks bizarre fashion frenzy.
Feb19March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #68: ‘Not a typical day’: makers of Macron’s sunglasses deluged with demand – French president’s Davos accessory sparks bizarre fashion frenzy.

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #67: Men under 24 returning to homophobic views of the past, study says
Feb18March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #67: Men under 24 returning to homophobic views of the past, study says

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #66: Trump is making the world fall in love with China
Feb17March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #66: Trump is making the world fall in love with China

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #65: Amazon plans thousands more corporate job cuts, sources say
Feb17March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #65: Amazon plans thousands more corporate job cuts, sources say

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #64: Trump confronts Detroit factory worker; White House defends middle‑finger gesture
Feb16March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #64: Trump confronts Detroit factory worker; White House defends middle‑finger gesture

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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