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Joke #1: Berkeley economists gathered three months of earnings logs from twenty major US strip clubs. The Stripper Index recorded a 45% revenue drop and each city showed the same pattern of empty stages after midnight.
In a related study… during the past three months, Berkeley economist masturbation frequency is up ONE THOUSAND PERCENT
Joke #2: Berkeley’s team of economists interviewed dancers in Las Vegas, Miami, and Atlanta.
After completing the interviews… one prominent Berkeley economist noted that his wife made him sleep on the couch
Joke #3: The Berkeley team has since been contracted by a consortium of Atlanta night clubs to prepare a report detailing opportunities to stimulate more business.
When the economists presented their results, they pointed to a single, resounding solution… more NBA teams in Atlanta
Joke #4: A separate study being conducted by Berkeley economists evaluates Teachers’ Hidden Gender Bias and the impact on STEM education in the state of California.
A survey tied to Berkeley’s new study revealed unanimous consensus among researchers… they prefer interviewing strippers