Joke #1: Amid a prolonged government shutdown, SNAP benefits were cut off for millions while President Trump held a lavish Halloween event.
To address the fallout, President Trump instructed aides to leave a bucket of Tootsie Rolls in front of the White House
Joke #2: Judges ordered emergency funds released immediately, but the money reportedly won’t hit cards until next week.
When asked for comment, the Secretary of Health and Human Services responded by saying… “Tell those Lard-Os a little intermittent fasting is good for them”