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Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s!… You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me
The days are long and Spring is upon us… Frat Boy’s brother likes snakes; he loves anacondas
Hey that’s good rhyming, didn’t think it would work… The Frat Boy’s big brother is both clean and a jerk
But he won’t exercise, he does something else… first he gets soaps and then he gets belts
Let’s stop right there, we can see where it’s going… “Hey don’t cut me off! The rhyme started flowing!”
First he will shower, then wrap a belt on his neck… he then gets a hooker, he writes her a check
She tightened the belt, then he asked her to bake… then he woke up, “she fucked with my snake!”
“What did she do? Just got back from the mall”… “She took it out of its tank; it went in the wall!”
There’s a snake in our wall?!? What happens next?!?… “Go find that hooker! I want to have sex!”
You’re all over the map! Completely unhinged!… What did you expect? We live on the fringe
I certainly don’t! I live by the book!… “See that hole in the wall? Now go give it a look!”
Your snake is stuck, you must get it out!… “You need to calm down, you are starting to shout”
This is too much! I can’t take anymore… “Holy fuck I am horny, now where is that whore?”
Forget about women! Now my nerves are a wreck… “Relax! My snake guy will help us…
…I’ll write him a check”
Quackenbush