Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s!… Get it On
We need to tone it down, the Do’s are getting hairy… if you toot a lot, you better cut back on the dairy
Now that is like the old days, just campy and rhymey and fun… back to a simpler time, like a waitress calling you “hun”
Let’s stay away from crazy, explicit topics of recent… The Do’s were meant to be wholesome, let’s try and keep it decent
Lately they’ve gone astray, I blame The Frat Boy… if you let him run amok, all he will do is destroy
That guy is a crazy cat, always causing trouble… if he takes them over, the Do’s are reduced to rubble
He will speak of nothing good, and run off the decent folks… it’s all about the pon’s and the filth that he evokes
We’ll keep things nice and clean, and all join hands and sing… and focus on the good, and the joy that it will bring
For the Do’s are all about love, and bringing us together… we must make a choice and decide on what is better
Pon’s, and gore and smut, or themes of culture and music… since there is no rhyme, I’d like to mention John Cusack
I can’t think of anything else, or any other way… but if the Frat Boy reads this edition…
…I’m sure he will think it’s “gay”
Quackenbush