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The Lede Balloon #158: Baby turkeys trapped in pipe rescued — one revived with CPR
Jun24June 24, 2026

The Lede Balloon #158: Baby turkeys trapped in pipe rescued — one revived with CPR

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: After the heroic rescue and CPR revival, the baby turkeys were immediately put back on their strict fattening schedule so they can be slaughtered in time for Thanksgiving.

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: animal rescue irony Black Comedy Dark Humor funny animal stories Headline News Jokes holiday humor Lede Balloon pipe rescue Quackenbush rescued turkeys Thanksgiving humor turkey CPR turkey rescue

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