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The Lede Balloon #129: Firefighters rescue stuck cow from Virginia pond
Apr29May 12, 2026

The Lede Balloon #129: Firefighters rescue stuck cow from Virginia pond

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: According to Fire Department officials, when crew members attempted to return the lost animal to a nearby farm, they discovered that the cow was actually just a big ‘ol fat lady. 

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Animal Humor animal rescue Comedy cow rescue Daily Jokes Funny Jokes Headline News Jokes Humor Blog News odd news Quackenbush Satire Viral Satire

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