Joke #1: Bryan Johnson, the age-reversing CEO who’s famous for undertaking bizarre bio hack methods to turn back his biological clock, says he fell ill after a ten-minute Zoom call with Jeffrey Epstein eight years ago while building his brain-interface company Kernel.
…After the conversation ended, he immediately vomited. He told a mutual contact that becoming sick had “nothing to do with Epstein” and “everything to do with all that ejaculation I just drank.”
Joke #2: During the call, Johnson claimed that Epstein invited him to his private island where it was presumed, he would have a chance to cavort with young women. Johnson reportedly denied the invitation because “it didn’t sound very exciting.”
…He then spent the next three days electrocuting his own cock.