The Lede Balloon #104: In Japan, 10,000 people stripped off their clothes and began jostling in the traditional “Naked Festival” in Okayama.

Joke #1: As per tradition, the lights were turned off intermittently, allowing for the practice of taboos.

…Despite the proliferation of nudity and jostling, there was not a single pregnancy reported.

Joke #2: Also, as per tradition… after the festival ended, all 10,000 people felt deep shame.