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Lede Balloon #69: Researchers detail case of cow using tools to scratch herself
Feb21May 12, 2026

Lede Balloon #69: Researchers detail case of cow using tools to scratch herself

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: The Austrian team that conducted the research labeled the instance an “absurd first” in animal behavior science. To celebrate the trailblazing accomplishment, the cow bought a vibrating dildo and masturbated.

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Animal Jokes Comedy Cow Humor Daily Jokes Funny Jokes Headline News Jokes Humor Blog News Norm Jokes Quackenbush Satire Tool Humor Viral Satire

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