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Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s!… What Were You Thinking?!?
I drank some joe, to give my morning some pep… The Frat Boy banged Lucy and now he has strep
“It doesn’t feel good, my throat is on fire… What a dirty slut, boy did that backfire…”
“I told you she was a hooker, why did you bang that bitch?” “It only cost 5 bucks, I couldn’t resist her pitch!”
“What do you mean by pitch? Did she sell you on a bang?”… “Yes she freaking sold me! She said she’d ‘spit on my thang!’”
“What the heck was it like? Did it feel really good?”… “What the hell do you think? She hocked a loogie on my wood!”
“…It was like a dream come true, I want it every day,”… “Then how did you get the strep?” … “She caught me with a stray”
“What do you mean ‘a stray?’ I thought she was spitting south”… “That whore had terrible aim and spit one in my mouth”
“Gross, that is nasty, what happened after that?”… “I choked and then I gagged, and then I called her ‘fat’”
“…She then became upset and slapped me on the cheek… and now I’ll have strep throat, for another fuckin’ week”
And that was the tale of Frat Boy, a story that was juicy… maybe next time he’ll heed my advice
… and stay away from Lucy
Quackenbush