Joke #1: When one anonymous Olympic athlete complained about the lack of condoms, his coach instructed him to “aim it at her tits, Eddie.”
Joke #2: To combat the issue, Olympic organizers have hired an additional 10,000 janitors to, quote: “Wipe down all the loads.”
Joke #3: Conspiracy theorists have pointed out that the timing of the lack of condoms is conspicuous considering that next year will be the very first edition of the “STD Olympics.”