Joke #1: The report dives into Gen Z’s economic struggles and surprising gender divides: young women are far more open to drinking and casual sex than young men.
When asked for comment on why young men are less open to sex, one notable economist said, quote: “They’re turning Japanese, I think they’re turning Japanese, I really think so…“
Joke #2: One Gen Z guy summed up the dilemma perfectly: “There’s so much happening out there, it’s a tough world and I’ve got to pour all my focus into improving myself…”
…According to health professionals, the young man should try to get one of those horny Gen Z chicks to suck some of the micro-plastic out of his nuts.