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The Lede Balloon #180: Owner of Heart Attack Grill talks restaurant closure, state of Las Vegas tourism
Aug26August 26, 2026

The Lede Balloon #180: Owner of Heart Attack Grill talks restaurant closure, state of Las Vegas tourism

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: He lamented, “It’s too bad, between Ozempic and all these new health hackers… Vegas is just plain runnin’ out of fatties.”

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Bypass Burger downtown Las Vegas Fremont Street Headline News Jokes Heart Attack Grill Heart Attack Grill closes Heart Attack Grill Las Vegas Heart Attack Grill restaurant closure Jon Basso Las Vegas restaurants Las Vegas tourism Neonopolis Quackenbush restaurant closure

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