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The Lede Balloon #143: Britney Spears pleads guilty to DUI
May15May 15, 2026

The Lede Balloon #143: Britney Spears pleads guilty to DUI

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: The “Baby One More Time” singer entered the plea Monday at her arraignment at Ventura County Superior Court. 

…”Don’t worry about me,” Spears consoled her fans – “I don’t even know what the hell is happening… those bastards cloned me years ago.”

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Britney Spears celebrity humor Celebrity News courtroom news DUI arrest Headline News Jokes pop culture comedy Quackenbush Satire The Lede Balloon Ventura County Weird News

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