Joke #1: A contractor discovered a 1946 newspaper wedged under the floorboards during a home renovation in Fargo, North Dakota. The front-page featured nominees for the local university’s homecoming queen, including the homeowner’s late mother, who was named queen that year. The homeowner had no prior connection between his family and the 1929 house.
…also found under the floorboards were the decomposed remains of the brutally murdered 1946 homecoming king.