Joke #1: Alex K, 44, says he knows he should move the junk that’s been in his dad’s work warehouse for over 10 years, but he and his wife feel like they’re just too busy to sort through it all. His wife has suggested taking a few weeks next summer to go through everything, but that would cut into vacation.
…This confirms that it’s not just boomers — millennials are also little bitches.
Joke #2: According to Jon S., 37, from Wisconsin. A month after he and his wife bought a house, his mom showed up with boxes of the stuff she’d kept from his childhood. Now, everything is sitting in his basement waiting to be sorted.
…After his mom left, Jon’s wife called her a cunt.