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The Lead Balloon #41: Government lawsuit launched against 11 Big Food companies for knowingly creating addictive, poisonous, ultra processed foods. Companies sued include giants Coca-Cola and Kellogg
Jan21January 21, 2026

The Lead Balloon #41: Government lawsuit launched against 11 Big Food companies for knowingly creating addictive, poisonous, ultra processed foods. Companies sued include giants Coca-Cola and Kellogg

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Joke #1: Poison cereals huh?  I miss the good ‘ol days when Kellogg was just trying to get us all to stop whacking it.

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Cereal Coke Comedy Daily Jokes Funny Jokes Headline News Jokes Humor Blog Kellog Lawsuit News Quackenbush Satire

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