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The Dipsy Do’s!… Now With 100% More Regret
Welcome to “The Do’s,” promiscuity and big D’s… Gin and Juice lyric? “Mob with the Dogg Pound, feel the breeze”
He wants to keep going, do you think he’ll run out?… That Hitler was a jerk, so we all threw him out
Where is the line? How dangerous can these be?… she loves all Australians, except Crocodile Dundee
You don’t like white pants? What’s the big fukin’ deal?… Frat Boy hates condoms: “Bro you can’t even feel”
That’s the first F word, let’s not make it a habit… infamous Lorena’s? The list starts with Babbitt
I spelled it wrong, exchanged an “O” for an “A”… when dick chopping’s the game, John’s the one who will pay
An interesting tale, about a woman who cuts… John looked on the bright side; said “I still have my nuts”
Now we are rolling, with nothing off limits… nomenclature says “little people” is preferred over “midgets”
See how good? So politically correct!… Frat Boy’s boast to his friends? “That pussy’s been wrecked!”
We fell off the wagon, no more are we PC… in “Never getting back together,” Taylor emphasized the “we”
And now we wind down, Young Quack needs some sleep… TLC wants revenge? Their method of choice is to “Creep”
Aren’t these delightful? So fun and self-aware… Next week I’ll need a minute, so just stay right there…
I’ll tell you how I became…
…the prince of a town called Bel-Air
Quackenbush