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Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s!… What’s the Matter?
Well the country’s at war, now what are we doing?… if you meet a kayaker, say “how’s the canoeing?”
They’ll be confused, and likely try to correct… but to end the discussion, just say you’re “erect”
Point that’s my boner, I must “take care of it”… then make a sound with your throat, like you’re going to spit
Do this with boaters, when you’re at the lake… then come back a bit later with your hand out to shake
They won’t accept, they’ll think you are weird… then slowly lick teeth, to show you’re veneered
This unusual conduct will result in a price… crash their pizza party, they won’t offer a slice
But then throw a fit, and start dancing a jig… stand up on their table, and take off your wig
Rub pie on your noggin, point at the canoe… the one that’s a kayak, the one painted blue
Begin to do songs, sing Taylor Swift… while standing on tables, fake farts with your pits
Then put on your wig, pretend nothing happened… grab a nice slice, and reach for a napkin
Be cool and polite, apologize for before… then remind all the boaters…
…There’s no need for war.
Quackenbush