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Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s!… Why Bother?
The Do’s are still new, what if I mistakenly repeat?… to the window – to the wall! Til all motherfucker! Skeet skeet!
That issue’s been settled, now we can finally relax… San Franciscans whack off in a club called “The Jacks”
Frat Boy says “San Fran;” if you don’t like that you suck… you did something good? For the effort a Shchrute Buck
Now that one fell flat, but I refuse to change it… do you want some feedback? You should pop that zit
I didn’t like that rhyme, those words are akin… those men at “The Jacks” are committing a sin
What am I doing with my life? This is all a sick joke… British term of endearment? “He’s a hell of a bloke!”
It’s good to relax, maybe pour a nice drink… a “shocker” is one in the ass, and two in the pink
Am I losing my fans, with all this gobbledygook?… If anyone reads these, it is some kind of fluke
I’m just wasting away, there’s more to do with my time… it’s the same for you, reading rhyme after rhyme
But now we close out, it’s time to call it a “wrap…” maybe sit down with my wife, and enjoy a night cap
Spending time with loved ones, is what life’s all about… now go find a friend…
…And crank some No Doubt
Quackenbush
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