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The Lead Balloon #21: Explosive weapons now the leading cause of child casualties in conflicts, surpassing malnutrition and disease
Dec31January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #21: Explosive weapons now the leading cause of child casualties in conflicts, surpassing malnutrition and disease

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #20: Beijing-linked organ-harvesting crimes exposed
Dec31January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #20: Beijing-linked organ-harvesting crimes exposed

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report
Dec19January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #19: Americans Own 46% of the World’s 1 billion Guns, Says U.N. Report

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Dipsy Do’s! #4… A Real Surprise
Dec18January 8, 2026The Dipsy Do's - (Rhymes)

The Dipsy Do’s! #4… A Real Surprise

Excerpt: Rated R: Age 18+
The Dipsy Do’s!… Why Bother?

The Breaking Boomer Report #8 – Cheerful Checkout
Dec18December 31, 2025The Breaking Boomer Report - (Memes)

The Breaking Boomer Report #8 – Cheerful Checkout

The NERVE of this woman!

The Headline Hoax #3: Black person and white person in midst of heated argument over grocery store parking space on the day before Thanksgiving put aside their differences by stepping into nearby port o potty to have sex
Dec18January 1, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #3: Black person and white person in midst of heated argument over grocery store parking space on the day before Thanksgiving put aside their differences by stepping into nearby port o potty to have sex

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline

The Lead Balloon #18: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell launches 2026 bid to replace Gov. Gavin Newsome
Dec18January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #18: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell launches 2026 bid to replace Gov. Gavin Newsome

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery
Dec12January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

Sick as Balls, Strip Malls, and Magic Mouthwash: A Dad’s Fever Dream Disaster
Dec12January 1, 2026Unfocussed Assessments - (Stories)

Sick as Balls, Strip Malls, and Magic Mouthwash: A Dad’s Fever Dream Disaster

Rated R: Age 18+
Sometimes the real plague isn’t the virus—it’s suburban boredom.

The Lead Balloon #16: Women Who Use Marijuana at A ‘High Intensity’ Report Greater Romantic Relationship Satisfaction, New Study Finds
Dec11January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #16: Women Who Use Marijuana at A ‘High Intensity’ Report Greater Romantic Relationship Satisfaction, New Study Finds

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Breaking Boomer Report #7 – Boomers Know Best
Dec11January 8, 2026The Breaking Boomer Report - (Memes)

The Breaking Boomer Report #7 – Boomers Know Best

It’s very important to us

The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House
Dec11January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather
Dec10January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Dipsy Do’s! #3… Promiscuous Pandering
Dec09January 8, 2026The Dipsy Do's - (Rhymes)

The Dipsy Do’s! #3… Promiscuous Pandering

Rated R: Age 18+
The Dipsy Do’s!… Now With 100% More Regret

The Lead Balloon #13: “Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Warn Kate Hudson About Hollywood’s Harsh Realities”
Dec09January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #13: “Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Warn Kate Hudson About Hollywood’s Harsh Realities”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #11: “According to the ‘Stripper Index’… we are already in a recession”
Dec08January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #11: “According to the ‘Stripper Index’… we are already in a recession”

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #10: “42 million Americans Lose Food Benefits as Trump Hosts Gatsby-Themed Party”
Dec08January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #10: “42 million Americans Lose Food Benefits as Trump Hosts Gatsby-Themed Party”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #9: Taylor Swift Breaks Streaming Record with Surprise Album
Dec01January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #9: Taylor Swift Breaks Streaming Record with Surprise Album

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lead Balloon #8: Kraft Heinz Lowers Full-Year Outlook on Weak Consumption Trends
Dec01January 8, 2026The Lead Balloon

The Lead Balloon #8: Kraft Heinz Lowers Full-Year Outlook on Weak Consumption Trends

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Breaking Boomer Report #6 – Butter Cup Boomer
Nov07December 18, 2025The Breaking Boomer Report - (Memes)

The Breaking Boomer Report #6 – Butter Cup Boomer

These are mine!

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