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The Lede Balloon #56: What are Trump’s real options for gaining control of Greenland?
Feb05March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #56: What are Trump’s real options for gaining control of Greenland?

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #42: German Scientists Train Rats to Drive Tiny Cars, claim it reduces rodent anxiety
Jan21March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #42: German Scientists Train Rats to Drive Tiny Cars, claim it reduces rodent anxiety

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #39: Afghanistan public execution shocks the world: 13-year-old boy executes a convicted murderer in death sentence before 80,000 spectators
Jan16March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #39: Afghanistan public execution shocks the world: 13-year-old boy executes a convicted murderer in death sentence before 80,000 spectators

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”
Jan14March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #35: Kennedy’s vaccine advisory committee delays vote on hepatitis B shots for newborns
Jan13March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #35: Kennedy’s vaccine advisory committee delays vote on hepatitis B shots for newborns

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
Jan12March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
Jan09March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
Jan08March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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