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The Lede Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
Jan08March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans
Jan08March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #30: A Black Swan nicknamed “Mr. Terminator” evicted from Stratford-upon-Avon, England after attacking other swans

Rated R: Age 18+
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #29: Missouri judge suspended for wearing an Elvis wig and sunglasses while presiding over court
Jan08March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #29: Missouri judge suspended for wearing an Elvis wig and sunglasses while presiding over court

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #26: French retirement home opens a public pub for residents, fostering intergenerational drinking sessions
Jan07March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #26: French retirement home opens a public pub for residents, fostering intergenerational drinking sessions

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #24: Philadelphia roommates battle in court over cat ownership after one changed the pet’s last name at the vet
Jan05March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #24: Philadelphia roommates battle in court over cat ownership after one changed the pet’s last name at the vet

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #23: AI-powered teddy bear pulled from shelves after discussing explicit sexual topics like spanking and domination games with researchers
Jan03March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #23: AI-powered teddy bear pulled from shelves after discussing explicit sexual topics like spanking and domination games with researchers

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Headline Hoax #4: Children forced to take mandatory shots of whiskey for school attendance eligibility
Jan01January 9, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #4: Children forced to take mandatory shots of whiskey for school attendance eligibility

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
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The Lede Balloon #22: Japan, Taiwan, and China issue new warnings as tensions rise over regional conflicts
Dec31March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #22: Japan, Taiwan, and China issue new warnings as tensions rise over regional conflicts

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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