Rated R: Age 18+
Sometimes the real plague isn’t the virus—it’s suburban boredom.
The Headline Hoax #2: US Government to Apply Dress Code During Masturbation
Rated R: Suitable for 18+ only
No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
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The Breaking Boomer Report #7 – Boomers Know Best
It’s very important to us
The Lede Balloon #15: Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection in 2026, ending nearly 40 years in the House
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lede Balloon #14: Atlanta, GA Braces for Freezing Weather
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Dipsy Do’s! #3… Promiscuous Pandering
Rated R: Age 18+
The Dipsy Do’s!… Now With 100% More Regret
The Lede Balloon #13: “Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Warn Kate Hudson About Hollywood’s Harsh Realities”
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lede Balloon #12: “UK Chancellor considers 20% tax on assets of people deciding to leave UK”
Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes