Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes
The Lede Balloon #36: UK woman eats 10 sheets of paper daily due to pica disorder; says different papers have “unique flavors”
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The Lede Balloon #35: Kennedy’s vaccine advisory committee delays vote on hepatitis B shots for newborns
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The Lede Balloon #34: Trump demolishes East Wing of White House for personal ballroom, drawing heavy criticism
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The Lede Balloon #33: India–Russia boosts military cooperation as defense pact cleared ahead of Putin’s Delhi visit
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The Lede Balloon #32: Virat Kohli smashes his 53rd ODI century against South Africa, closing in on Tendulkar’s record
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The Headline Hoax #5: Scientists say not picking up dog shit isn’t laziness — it’s a sign of high intelligence
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The Lede Balloon #31: Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Animal Protection says the raccoon “ransacked” the store before passing out next to the toilet
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