Joke #1: Georgia issued its first freeze warning of the season.
In a related story, the region’s gentleman’s clubs have instituted mandatory hand warming policies before patrons are allowed to finger the strippers
Joke #2: As Georgia braces for the upcoming cold snap, authorities have opened “Warming Centers” across metro Atlanta.
While residents have expressed appreciation for the Warming Centers, detractors have pointed out that if you go, you will probably get stabbed.
Joke #3: Since opening the Warming Centers, “Hotlanta” has lived up to its name with one resident noting, quote: “Muthafukas be gettin sweaty AS HELL up in this muthafuka”