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Joke #1: An internal FDA memo from 2021 shows scientists tracked hundreds of child deaths shortly after COVID vaccination.
According to reports, Senior FDA officials cancelled a recent meeting to discuss the dead children so they could, quote: “Re-count all their Pfizer money.”
Joke #2: An FDA spokesperson went on record, saying: “Look, I’ve said this repeatedly, we don’t have any further comment on the cancer-causing Band-Aids—I mean, child vaccine deaths!”