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The Lede Balloon #101: Canada PM hails strategic partnership with China to adapt to ‘new global realities’
Mar26March 27, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #101: Canada PM hails strategic partnership with China to adapt to ‘new global realities’

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #100: Australia announces crackdown on hate speech after Bondi Beach attack
Mar25March 25, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #100: Australia announces crackdown on hate speech after Bondi Beach attack

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #99: Will Dogs Ever Talk? Scientists Take a Serious Look at an Age-Old Question
Mar24March 25, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #99: Will Dogs Ever Talk? Scientists Take a Serious Look at an Age-Old Question

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #98: Benny Blanco’s dirty feet give fans the ick as they urge Selena Gomez to file for divorce
Mar24March 25, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #98: Benny Blanco’s dirty feet give fans the ick as they urge Selena Gomez to file for divorce

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #97: Costco faces a class-action lawsuit for ‘false advertising’ over its rotisserie chicken
Mar23March 24, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #97: Costco faces a class-action lawsuit for ‘false advertising’ over its rotisserie chicken

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #96: Amputee cornhole player accused of murder
Mar23March 23, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #96: Amputee cornhole player accused of murder

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #95: Another prison sentence for “Home Improvement” star Zachery Ty Bryan
Mar23March 23, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #95: Another prison sentence for “Home Improvement” star Zachery Ty Bryan

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Headline Hoax #8: Pregnant woman impatiently attempts to eat rock‑hard ice cream with a fork seconds after pulling out of freezer
Mar22March 22, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #8: Pregnant woman impatiently attempts to eat rock‑hard ice cream with a fork seconds after pulling out of freezer

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline

The Lede Balloon #94: Meet the Disgusting Bacteria That Give Plants a “Heart Attack”
Mar21March 21, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #94: Meet the Disgusting Bacteria That Give Plants a “Heart Attack”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #93: ABC Cancels the Bachelorette following the release of a video of Taylor Frankie Paul throwing metal bar stools at her ex-boyfriend
Mar21March 21, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #93: ABC Cancels the Bachelorette following the release of a video of Taylor Frankie Paul throwing metal bar stools at her ex-boyfriend

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #92: Fans are stunned as Julia Roberts’ appears at Cannes
Mar20March 20, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #92: Fans are stunned as Julia Roberts’ appears at Cannes

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #91: Supply of 10,000 condoms run out at the Olympic Village
Mar19March 19, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #91: Supply of 10,000 condoms run out at the Olympic Village

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #90: Los Angeles Times: “California could be attacked by drones because of Iran war,” memo warns.
Mar18March 19, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #90: Los Angeles Times: “California could be attacked by drones because of Iran war,” memo warns.

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #89: Mexican army, with U.S. intelligence help, kills top Sinaloa cartel leader “El Mencho” — at least 70 dead in raid & aftermath
Mar17March 17, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #89: Mexican army, with U.S. intelligence help, kills top Sinaloa cartel leader “El Mencho” — at least 70 dead in raid & aftermath

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #88: Britney Spears arrested in California
Mar15March 15, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #88: Britney Spears arrested in California

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #87: Loose dog crosses the finish line at Olympic skiing event
Mar14March 14, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #87: Loose dog crosses the finish line at Olympic skiing event

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #86: Christian actress Candace Cameron Bure says she was invited to a party by a friend and showed up to find an underground demonic s*x party.
Mar13March 13, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #86: Christian actress Candace Cameron Bure says she was invited to a party by a friend and showed up to find an underground demonic s*x party.

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #85: Epstein built the network – Ghislaine Maxwell ran it
Mar12March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #85: Epstein built the network – Ghislaine Maxwell ran it

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #84: Anthropic CEO warns that AI could bring slavery, bioterrorism, and unstoppable drone armies
Mar11March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #84: Anthropic CEO warns that AI could bring slavery, bioterrorism, and unstoppable drone armies

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #83: ‘Gay Sheep’ Wool Takes Center Stage at New York Fashion Show
Mar09March 12, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #83: ‘Gay Sheep’ Wool Takes Center Stage at New York Fashion Show

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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