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The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery
Dec12January 8, 2026

The Lead Balloon #17: Archeologists Cannot Determine the purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool found in a Jerusalem cemetery

The Lead Balloon

Joke #1: Oh wait, yes they can… Jew gold

Joke #2: After months of analysis, the stumped Jewish archaeologists took the unknown artifact to a lab and were informed it’s a statue of Jesus

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Archeology Humor Comedy Daily Jokes Funny Jokes Headline News Jokes Humor Blog Jewish Humor News Quackenbush Satire South Park Viral Satire

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