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Joke #1: 110 couples completed questionnaires, and the results showed female cannabis users reported “greater satisfaction with relationship quality, satisfaction with sex, and perceived partner responsiveness.”
This confirms my friend Bob’s long held theory… getting women high is good.
Joke #2: Curiously, however, the study concluded that “men reported the opposite” experience.
Analysts determined that the reason the men in the study reported decreased sexual satisfaction with their female partners is because they were, quote: “probably gay.”
Joke #3: Researchers also found that administration of a high-CBD vaginal suppository was associated with “significantly reduced frequency and severity of menstrual-related symptoms.”
In related news, men around the world are now shoving weed into their girlfriend’s vaginas.
Joke #4: The study found that when women engage in high-intensity cannabis use, they deviate from conventional gender norms, acting in a manner considered less congruent with traditional feminine expectation.
After completing the questionnaire, several of the women took a piss standing up.
Joke #5: In conclusion, a broad scientific review on cannabis and human sexuality published last year found that while the relationship between marijuana and sex is a complicated one, use of cannabis is generally associated with more frequent sexual activity as well as increased sexual desire and enjoyment.
After completing the research, the academic team got high as hell and boned each other.