Joke #1: Kraft Heinz cut its profit forecast after third-quarter earnings missed estimates, pointing to sluggish spending on packaged goods.
Also sluggish?… Kraft Heinz’s fat ass customers
Joke #2: The food giant reported softer demand citing weak consumption trends as shoppers ditch pricey processed foods.
Recent surveys also indicated growing consumer concerns related to select Kraft Heinz ingredients… especially the poison ones