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The Lede Balloon #178: Stress on San Andreas Fault reaches highest levels in 1,000 years as scientists await next major rupture
Aug19August 19, 2026

The Lede Balloon #178: Stress on San Andreas Fault reaches highest levels in 1,000 years as scientists await next major rupture

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke 1: When asked about what they will do to pass the time as they await the next major fault rupture, one scientist said, quote: “We’ll probably just do what we always do… hang out in the lab snorting cocaine off each others’ boners.”

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: California fault line earthquake scientists Headline News Jokes Lede Balloon major rupture Quackenbush San Andreas Fault rupture San Andreas Fault stress stress levels 1000 years

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