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The Lede Balloon #175: Tadej Pogačar wins record fifth Tour de France
Aug12August 12, 2026

The Lede Balloon #175: Tadej Pogačar wins record fifth Tour de France

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: When asked how he got his start in cycling he said: “I was bored, so I hopped on my cunt ex-girlfriend’s Peloton that she never touched once.”

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: cycling Daily Jokes Headline News Jokes Lede Balloon Pogačar wins Quackenbush record-equaling Tour Slovenian cyclist Tadej Pogačar Tour de France 2026 Tour de France winner

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