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The Lede Balloon #140: Message in a bottle floats from Canada to Scotland in 2 years
May12May 12, 2026

The Lede Balloon #140: Message in a bottle floats from Canada to Scotland in 2 years

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: The bottle also contained a pretty, blonde genie singing songs about getting fingered.

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Atlantic Ocean bottle message Canada to Scotland funny news Headline News Jokes Lede Balloon message in a bottle ocean current ocean drift Quackenbush Scotland news Weird News

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