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Yo,
The Dipsy Do’s… What’s The Point?
Well hello my jerks and peeps, How the heck are you doing?… another Dipsy Do, just rhymes and slang and spewing
What kind of spewing? Words or another?… “It goes in a sock, and comes out of my brother”
Well that is gross, no way to begin… “I hit the gate and I hops on my Schwinn / And I tell the homies, ‘Aight then”
A little rap for that ass! It’s kinda easy to see… that when you come for some Do’s, you get Warren G
What else on the list? Something fun I hope… “Before releasing in the sock, he rubbed down with soap”
We are done with that! I thought I was clear!… “I guess I won’t mention when he whacked it with schmear”
“You mean for a bagel? Is that what you’re saying?”… “He says use cream cheese, for great masturbating!”
That’s a first for the Do’s, let’s move on from this topic… when The Frat Boy sees small breasts, he calls them “microscopic”
I’m not sure that is better, but I guess it will do… the end is now coming, let’s try something new
We need to finish, and go on with our day… but next time we get bagels…
…keep The Frat Boy’s brother away
Quackenbush