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The Lede Balloon #108: Emma Willis says she has been considering divorcing Bruce Willis — “My marriage was crumbling”
Apr04April 6, 2026

The Lede Balloon #108: Emma Willis says she has been considering divorcing Bruce Willis — “My marriage was crumbling”

The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

Joke #1: Willis said, quote: “Everything turned bad after I forgot to pack his father’s watch… now he never gets me those blueberry pancakes with maple syrup I like.”

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By : Quackenbush™ Tags: Bruce Willis Comedy Daily Jokes Funny Jokes Headline News Jokes Humor Blog News Pulp Fiction Quackenbush Satire Viral Satire

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