(Content Alert: This is dark political satire exaggerating absurd deflection tactics—NOT endorsing or mocking the victims.)
Joke #1: Officials claimed the deadly strike was a preventative measure due to fears that the little girls were developing a nuclear weapons program.
Joke #2: Media outlets reported that a group of 5th graders on a field trip cheered and danced when they heard their principal was killed during the school bombing although the claim has also been disputed.